Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Proper use of tank: plow over expensive cars

It’s hard being a soldier these days. All those fancy toys and rarely the opportunity to use them. Peacetime is boring...unless there are assholes in the world. Thankfully, we’ve got plenty.

Like this Lithuanian citizen who decided to park his Mercedes in the bike lane. Maybe he was trying to give those damn cyclists a taste of their own medicine, but his lazy attempt prompted the local 43 year old mayor to pick that exact moment for a mid-life crisis. Steal the car? Nah dog, it’s tank time!

What’s worse is that the car’s owner actually watched it all go down. He saw who did it - suit, tie and all - and couldn’t do a damn thing. It’s not like he’s tank man.

[Small World News]